A young seminarian graduated from school and was assigned his first parish. Father Murphy was his new supervisor.
Father Murphy assigned him to his first week’s duties. He told the young priest he would be put in charge of confession, & gave him a book of penances to assign for various sins, and turned him loose.
Things went quite well the first 3 days, but on Thursday a beautiful young buxom blonde entered the confessional and said, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.”
The young priest replied, “What sin did you commit, my child?” The blonde replied, “I gave a man a blowjob, and he wasn’t my husband.”
The young priest looked feverishly through the book of penances Father Murphy had given him, but couldn’t find one for that particular offense. He looked out the door of the confessional and Father Murphy was nowhere in sight.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw an altar boy passing by. He whispers, “Psst! Have you got any idea what Father Murphy gives for a blowjob?”
The young altar boy replied’ “Oh, that’s an easy one! Five bucks and a Hershey bar!